Woo WOO

can i get a what can i get a....can you get a what? can i get a wooo woo .....honey you wouldn't know what to do with a WOO WOO if I gave you one. sure I would.....

Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer Review

First of all the people who made this movie should all die. Yep, Rise of the Silver Surfer sucks monkey dicks. Usually I would worry about spoiling the movie but since it sucks ass I'm not going to. So here is why this movie sucks dick.

First of all Galactus is a cloud. A fucking cloud. I'm not even a big comic book fan and I am still really pissed off. During the movie I kept on thinking that when the Surfer was flying towards Galactus that at some point Galactus from the comic book would emerge from the cloud, but it never happened. It was like getting a present for Christmas and after unwrapping it then opening the box, you look inside, find it's empty and then someone kicks you in the balls. That is how this movie made me feel. When I first saw the trailer, I googled Silver Surfer and read about his origins. I also read about his creator Galactus. I got pretty excited about seeing the movie. I mean Galactus is pretty kick ass. This would have been the first time something that cool was in a super hero movie. What's wrong with these Hollywood guys. Making Galactus a cloud is like taking Lexx Luther and making him talking sheep dog or making Venom a rainbow. It's just fucking absolutely dumb. Don't they know that people expect to see what was in the comic even if they are not comic book fans. I can't imagine how fucking pissed a hardcore fan would be. When you go see a Batman movie you expect to see Batman with his cape, car, cool gadgets, and pointy ears. If they made Batman a killer snow cone people would burn down the fucking theater, but that is what they did in this movie. It makes me wonder what kinda drugs they take. Even if they did make a third movie and in that one they made Galactus look like he does in the comic the damage is already done. They still ruined a comic icon while taking a dump on ever comic book fan in the world as well as anyone who was just starting to get interested in it.

The second thing is that in the end it appears that Silver Surfer defeats or destroys Galactus "the big fucking cloud"....When I saw that it was the last straw, this is the biggest plot hole in the universe. If Silver Surfer could do that, then why didn't he destroy his boss along time ago. It was at least apparent in the movie that the Surfer didn't like his job. It's a bunch of bullshit. The other thing is I know enough about it to tell you that the Silver Surfer is a gnat compared to Galactus. Galactus could remove his powers at any time. He could flick the Silver Surfer across the universe with his pinkie finger and teleport him back with a thought. The Silver Surfer could never defeat Galactus because Galactus is the source of the the Surfer's power duh. Hell, I just read about this crap on the Marvel web page and I know that...do you think the guys that made this movie even bothered looking at Marvels bios on these guys. It's a real shame because you know a ton of people that where excited about the movie did and that it just added to the big let down.

Besides all that crap the movie still sucked ass fuck Dr. Doom another great character is ruined in this movie as well. All together it sucked monkey balls. If you have seen the trailers you have seen most of the good parts save yourself the money and the heart ache. So go fuck yourself Hollywood thanks for taking something that a moron could make cool and turning it into a complete pile of shit. You have pissed just about everyone off this time. I think that the creators of this movie should be burned alive in hot oil and that they should hire someone else to remake this movie the right way (they could start by reading a comic book) and then let ever one see it for free!!!

I Don't Give a FUCK About Paris Hilton!!!!!!!!!

I am so sick and tired of seeing that bitches face on TV. Let her rot in jail or set her free at this point I don't care I just never want to see anything about that spoiled fucking brat ever again.

Venom

First full view of Venom in The Amazing Spiderman v1 299.

Transformers Movie release 07/04/07

The Transformers movie will be out 07/04/07. After I looked at this image of the new Megatron I couldn't help but feel disappointed. After all I had the toys, sheets, and the movies when I was a kid. This looks nothing like Megatron from the cartoon. That thing should be in another movie. Plus it turns into a alien jet instead of a gun. Now why couldn't they just had him transform into some kick ass gun still. They don't have this image on their site. Probably so people won't get pissed until they actually see the movie.

Another problem is that instead of using some of the many thousands of transformers that people already love, they made a bunch of new ones. What the hell, why do they always do that? Is it so they can sell new toys? What would be wrong with having a bunch of the old school transformers and some new kick ass ones? The way it is now, they should of just made a movie about robots and not called it the Transformers.

I think most kids will love the movie and it's really for them. However what would be wrong with staying true to the toy's and cartoon. That way old school fans are happy. It would be great to tell your kid " I use to have Megatron when I was a kid, I even had the sheets too" and you kid would be really impressed. Now you have to tell your kid " What in the fuck did they do to Megatron...fucking idiots. Those assholes fucked this movie up".

Well I just hope there is allot of fighting in the movie. It doesn't really matter. I'll download it from http://www.isohunt.com/ . So I really can't bitch about something I don't plan on paying for. lol

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BigDog Robot Army

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This thing looks almost alive when the guy kicks it to knock it over. Looks like military robots like the ones below in this Metal Gear Solid 4 trailer aren't far off at all. Scary thought isn't it. Play both movies at once for the full effect.

Hey you can also thank Boston Dynamics for making your fear of spider robots coming to kill you a reality. http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=RiSE Trust me I'm not a technophobe but I don't like the idea of one of those things coming to kill me.

Minority Report interface prototype 2

Think of the what is possible. One idea I have is that you could draw a box to make an new window (something I have already seen done) then you could assign any type of file to that new window. Draw a line from the box to a floating keyboard on the screen now the keyboard is inputting data into that window. Open another window and draw another line to the keyboard now both are receiving input. Touch one of the lines to lock it out, press it again to unlock. You can see where this is going. You could even bring up another window draw a line to the keyboard at easily make it so only that window is receiving input then quickly switch back to sending input to them all. Wow, another idea I just had is that as you drag files into a section of the screen and it automatically applies a set of changes to it. So you could batch process things just by grabbing them and throwing them to part of the screen. One example of this would be applying changes to images. You could have multiple areas like this set up. Like I said before the possibilities with this are endless.

Minority Report-like Touch Screen

Another example of next generation interface technology. This technology is going to blow up soon and completely change the way we interact with machines forever. This is going to dramatically improve the way future software is made.

Multi-touch interface

The next generation of computer interface. Trust me this is the next big thing. Say goodbye to your mouse and keyboard. This line of technology is going to evolve to epic levels.

Masuimi Max

DBZ (ramstien) DBZ Ramstien Q: Do keywords work??? lol

Beastie BOyz

Duckula ...Best Fucking Intro For Kid Show Ever

Duckula.. I Loved This When I Was a Kid

Review of UFO Extraterestials for the PC

First of all the legendary X-com sucks balls. http://pc.ign.com/articles/772/772285p3.html Why is this game listed as number one PC game of all time of on sites like http://www.ign.com/. I was sick of seeing this game at number one all the time so I decided to try UFO Extraterestials which is a modern day clone of X-com. I was getting bored waiting for it to download, when I grabbed X-com real quick to try it out, after all it's "the best PC game of all fucking time". To my surprise it was a total flaming piece of shit. This game does not deserve to be number one on any list, unless it's a list of hyped up bullshit. It has not with stood the test of time and is no longer fun to play. Games like Mario Bros 3 or even Archon can still be fun so therefore are great games, but X-com these days is just a pain in the ass to play. I gave up trying to play it after maybe 30 mins. X-com go fuck yourself. OK so I was like maybe this UFO Extra.. game will be be better, after all it came out this year. Boy was I wrong. X-com is actually easier to control. UFO ran like shit on my PC and my specs are better then average. With games like Icedwind Dale III and the Fallout series why was no attempt made to make the strategic combat better on this game then X-com. Acually its alot worse because the cursor is so hard to control. The graphics are another thing. While X-com might have looked ok back in it's day, UFO's graphics and sound suck donkey dick. It also has load screens popping up in the middle of the A.I's turn, what a fucking joke. That was it, I was done, I played a little longer then uninstalled the piece of shit. Anyone that clones a game that sucked in the first place and makes it worse ten years later deserves to die. Sure at the time it sounded like a good idea to play a modern day clone of the best PC game of all time, the only problem was the best PC game of all time is a piece of shit not worthy of its title and its clone is a bigger piece of shit built by complete morons. UFO Extraterestials gets a a fat zero out of ten.

The Magic HD-DVD Key

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0.

Wanna know what’s so important about it?
It’s the HD-DVD Processing Key for most movies released so far. This means the (admittedly long) number is precisely the key you need in order to decrypt and watch HD-DVD movies in Linux (oh, okay, maybe software is also required). And the fact that it’s out there, spreading like wildfire, is killing the types at the movie studios right now.
Now, even if this number stopped working (and it will, thanks to the revocation procedures in HD-DVD’s encryption scheme) or if it were a hoax, the decryption system has already been figured out and is implemented in a software program called BackupHDDVD.
It can be done with DVDs and DeCSS, and you can use your trusty MPlayer to play any DVD movie. We will eventually (rather soon) be able to view HD-DVDs in Linux as well (because the codecs are already there, even if they are illegal in some countries).

--> Violent Video Game's NOT a Factor in VT Shootings

By Humphrey Cheung: "Blacksburg (VA) - Police and news media are still trying to figure out what caused Virginia Tech student Cho Seung-Hui to kill himself along with 32 classmates and teachers, but so far violent video games don’t appear to be a factor. In a search warrant performed on the same night as the April 16th killings, police found chains, tools, computers and compact discs, but no games. Almost immediately after the shootings, Dr. Phil McGraw and Jack Thompson appeared on major news networks and tried to link Seung-Hui’s shootings to violent video game play.

Virginia State Police searched Seung-Hui’s room at around 9:06 PM on April 16th and recovered 16 pieces of evidence. Most of the items were fairly average including combination locks, notepads and documents, but police also grabbed the killer’s Compaq computer, two cases of compact disks and an 80 GB hard drive. CNN has obtained a copy of the search warrant and the list of items collected. You can read that document here . You can see from the list that no video game boxes, joysticks, controller pads or software were seized. There were also no game consoles in the dorm room, indeed Seung-Hui’s roommate has told police and reporters that he’s never saw the killer play any video games. Of course, the police could still find games on the hard drives or compact discs, but, at this point, it does not appear that video games of any kind played any factor in Seung-Hui’s rampage."

O.K. I predicted this would happen instead of looking at the real causes like maybe the shooter is fucking crazy or evil, people blame things they don't understand. Of course fat ass fuck nut Dr. Phil from Oprah sticks his foot in his fat mouth and basically says video games influenced him in some way to do it. Dr. Phil is a retard that has never played a video game in his life. If he had he would know that its just a fucking game.

I'm sure the first game that he would bring up is violent sandbox style games like GTA and its ten million "thugged out" clones. However, these games suck ass. I played GTA 3 and never finished it. The violent games I play are more warfare and tactical oriented. Real gamers like games that are going to challenge them. If they made a game that was just about shooting innocent people that didn't fight back it would be very boring. Even a sadistic person would loose interest. The fun part about games is the challenge. Over coming incredible odds and seeing your character progress and/or evolve can be rewarding. The basic elements that make a good game are the same elements that would make a good movie or novel. Plus with online gaming you can share that experience in ways not possible with other media.

O.K. so jumping back to Cho, they search his room and they didn't find any games. Why where they looking for games? What's with the fucking video game witch hunt. It doesn't make any sense at all. People get killed in Shakespeare's plays, maybe they should be looking for copy's of Hamlet. Games are the next generation of art and media. They are a way to communicate to others. Like any media games are a reflection of our culture. We may not always like the things expressed in art but, the bottom line is that we have freedom of speech. If a game offends you then don't buy it. The same freedoms that protect games that you may not like also protect your right to say you that they offend you.

I would like to express my sorrow for everyone involved.

--> Blue Angle's Crash

I don't feel sorry for Lt. Commander Kevin Davis, the pilot that died. His job was to do crazy stunts over peoples homes putting them in terrible danger for no other reason then military public relations and propaganda. Why are they allowed to do these stunts over neighborhoods. It seems to me this should only be done in uninhabited areas. Its a miracle no one else beside the pilot died. However eight people where injured. They didn't even stop the air show. Why is our tax money being wasted on propaganda that results in jets crashing on our homes.

--> Pink's Lesbian Kiss on You Tube is PETA Ad!!

What the fuck if you do a search on http://www.youtube.com/ for pink lesbian kiss or lesbian kiss you will find the video above the title of this is Pinks Lesbian Kiss!! Why did I click on it ...I dunno...but this is bullshit. In the PETA ad Pink goes on and on about how wool is bad because they don't treat the sheep right. Wait a second I wanted to see some lesbians. There was not one lesbian act in the entire video. It seems like this is some kinda trend on You Tube, stars using keyword savvy titled videos to make political statements. Tell me why do I give a fuck what a pink haired dike thinks about the treatment of sheep. Just because your famous doesn't make you smart or your view count more.

PETA kills 80% of the animals it is suppose to be "saving" PETA members have been charged with animal cruelty. Members of PETA believe that "animal rights" is a worthy cause for murders and bombing. Don't believe me then do the research yourself!!!!!

In the video she whines about how they don't stun the sheep before they are slaughtered. I guess that's worse then lets say being eaten alive by a pack of wolves? That happens in nature Pink. I think you better make an ad to get wolves to stun the sheep before they eat them. I don't give a fuck about sheep at all. There are people homeless, starving to death, getting killed, at war, being raped, robbed, and people that have no clothes. If they have to kill a bunch of dumb sheep to feed and clothe human beings then who cares. I know it must be hard to identify with those people Pink because your a rich for no good reason but other people have to struggle. Those farmers your protesting against don't make tons of money for looking like a bull dike and singing terrible songs they didn't write. They have to actually work for a living. Their job happens to be providing wool for clothing and meat to eat. What they do is far more noble an occupation then being a shity role model for bi-curious teenagers. Whens the last time someone froze to death because the didn't buy a pink . Next time you make an ad why not do something that helps human beings. Let's solve all the problems that involve the treatment of human beings then worry about the animals. Until then go fuck yourself pink. I'm going to go put on my wool sweater.