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Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer Review

First of all the people who made this movie should all die. Yep, Rise of the Silver Surfer sucks monkey dicks. Usually I would worry about spoiling the movie but since it sucks ass I'm not going to. So here is why this movie sucks dick.

First of all Galactus is a cloud. A fucking cloud. I'm not even a big comic book fan and I am still really pissed off. During the movie I kept on thinking that when the Surfer was flying towards Galactus that at some point Galactus from the comic book would emerge from the cloud, but it never happened. It was like getting a present for Christmas and after unwrapping it then opening the box, you look inside, find it's empty and then someone kicks you in the balls. That is how this movie made me feel. When I first saw the trailer, I googled Silver Surfer and read about his origins. I also read about his creator Galactus. I got pretty excited about seeing the movie. I mean Galactus is pretty kick ass. This would have been the first time something that cool was in a super hero movie. What's wrong with these Hollywood guys. Making Galactus a cloud is like taking Lexx Luther and making him talking sheep dog or making Venom a rainbow. It's just fucking absolutely dumb. Don't they know that people expect to see what was in the comic even if they are not comic book fans. I can't imagine how fucking pissed a hardcore fan would be. When you go see a Batman movie you expect to see Batman with his cape, car, cool gadgets, and pointy ears. If they made Batman a killer snow cone people would burn down the fucking theater, but that is what they did in this movie. It makes me wonder what kinda drugs they take. Even if they did make a third movie and in that one they made Galactus look like he does in the comic the damage is already done. They still ruined a comic icon while taking a dump on ever comic book fan in the world as well as anyone who was just starting to get interested in it.

The second thing is that in the end it appears that Silver Surfer defeats or destroys Galactus "the big fucking cloud"....When I saw that it was the last straw, this is the biggest plot hole in the universe. If Silver Surfer could do that, then why didn't he destroy his boss along time ago. It was at least apparent in the movie that the Surfer didn't like his job. It's a bunch of bullshit. The other thing is I know enough about it to tell you that the Silver Surfer is a gnat compared to Galactus. Galactus could remove his powers at any time. He could flick the Silver Surfer across the universe with his pinkie finger and teleport him back with a thought. The Silver Surfer could never defeat Galactus because Galactus is the source of the the Surfer's power duh. Hell, I just read about this crap on the Marvel web page and I know that...do you think the guys that made this movie even bothered looking at Marvels bios on these guys. It's a real shame because you know a ton of people that where excited about the movie did and that it just added to the big let down.

Besides all that crap the movie still sucked ass fuck Dr. Doom another great character is ruined in this movie as well. All together it sucked monkey balls. If you have seen the trailers you have seen most of the good parts save yourself the money and the heart ache. So go fuck yourself Hollywood thanks for taking something that a moron could make cool and turning it into a complete pile of shit. You have pissed just about everyone off this time. I think that the creators of this movie should be burned alive in hot oil and that they should hire someone else to remake this movie the right way (they could start by reading a comic book) and then let ever one see it for free!!!

I Don't Give a FUCK About Paris Hilton!!!!!!!!!

I am so sick and tired of seeing that bitches face on TV. Let her rot in jail or set her free at this point I don't care I just never want to see anything about that spoiled fucking brat ever again.